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CitizenX said...

Commissioner Shane Harmon, Welcome aboard. You have now joined the ranks of ex-mayor Bob Privett`s traveling puppet show. You where preceded by two other famous puppets, Commissioner Eddie Dent and Commissioner David Skiles, who by the way is related to the imfamous Bob Privett by marriage. Shane, if you do enough "Good Deeds" for Bob, he might let you gain access to the city court clerk Sylvia, who happens to be his older sister or prohapps his neice Lena, who happens to be Soddy Daisy city court secretary.With their influence with Judge Norton you can "Take Care" of almost any of your friends who might find themselves in trouble with the Soddy Daisy Police.If Bob, Sylvia, And Lena cant work their "Magic" with Judge Norton, I am Sure David Skiles Would be glad to make your friends bond, Should they be arrested, as he often does this with the Soddy Daisy Police Department, I understand anytime he makes a bond in Soddy Daisy, Police Officers are sometimes "Rewarded" for calling Skiles Bonding Company. By the way ,Shane, should you not find your way into the "Inner-circle" of "Privitteism" and become a "Real Puppet Commissioner" you can continue your current profession as a Grave Digger, and be just like Eddie Dent.

February 20, 2009 at 10:05 p.m.
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